Services
Outage detection
Probes HTTP endpoints, APIs, WebSockets, and gRPC services from multiple regions, with debounce and quorum so a single flaky check never becomes a false alarm.
Bluesky status posts
When a service goes down or recovers, @downbadbot.com posts a meme-ified update and threads the recovery under the original outage.
Public incident records
Every outage and recovery is published as a structured atproto record. Query the history, build on it, or replay it; it is not locked in a dashboard.
Alerts (coming soon)
A flat-rate subscription with optional direct alerts is planned. No pricing yet; follow the Bluesky account to hear when it launches.